NOW WHAT'S HE GOT??!!
I was laying on the floor watching TV when I heard the Deufus. He'd been outside and had just come in through the cat flap. What the hell? From where I was, it looked like a carrot. Upon closer examination, I discovered the furry little bastard had a hotdog! Question is where did he get it from - was it from someone's trash or did he swipe it off a barbeque? I guess that's a question I'll never know the answer to! :)
